Friday, May 14, 2010

Free on Craigslist: A horse.

1. No uneeded lights on

2. No plastic bags

3. Walk anywhere under 2 miles

4. Recycle


Why is recycle always on the bottom of this list? Anyways, time to recap. So alls well. Yesterday was my sister Hannah's 16th birthday. Now normally we reuse candles. Sadly, there was no 6 left. I guess after four 6th birthdays and one prior 16th (mine last year) it just died. So what did my mom do????


She reused candles. What ones did she use? A 1 and two 3's. It was supposed to read 13 + 3. Sadly, there was no plus sign. So happy belated 133rd birthday Hannah. May you life well to your 200's.

And now, a school fail: It's misty today, no crap. The ground is soaked. The school turned on its sprinklers. Wow.

Time to answer me some ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS! Courtesy of Mrs. Plath.

1. This week, one surprising thing I learned was that some guy in the Washington D.C area is giving a horse away for free. That's right. Take that free kittens and food. A. Horse.

2. Enduring understanding???? Ummmmmmm.........save the whales?

3. Well, if I were to (read: wanted to) share with others about this weeeks topics, I'd gladly tell them that it's possible to feed a 3 person family for a week, all 3 meals, for under $70. That is, if you have no milk, sweets, drinks, or brand names. In other words: eat bread and rice for a week. You'll be fine.

Did I answer these right? Wait, never mind that. I don't care.

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