1. No unneeded lights
2. No plastic bags
3. Walk anywhere under 2 miles
4. Recyle.
Again with recycling being at the bottom of the list. Jesus. Anyways, back on track. All is going well along the lines of low impact. However, considering my current state of health and emotional state, there's going to be a lot of tissues and a lot of food packaging in my futute. Every food is comfort food for Emily Walker.
I'm beginning to think things would be easier if we went back to a more 'primitive' way. We'd live in rocks, communicate with smoke and grunts, hunt animals and only eat when we could. No more shaving, no ore toilet paper, no more underwear, et cetera. We'd survive off the endless lake buffalo and after a while everyone would be named "Ug", "Uhh", "Gackt" or whatever other gutteral utterance came forth.
Yeah, there'd be a higher mortality rate and it would be a hard adjustment at first. But it'd make being low impact all the easier.
Wait, that would mean I'd have to be a mother in order to keep the population stable. I hate kids......forget it, then.
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You wouldn't have to have children. You could be the village elder or wise-woman who gives advice to everyone else about how to raise their children but has none of her own.
ReplyDeleteI must confess, my Primitive Skills workshops also make me wish for simpler times.