Didn't want to wait until tomorrow to get this over with.
Firstly, to the guys who shave and mention using disposable razors, I would recommend investing in a permanent one where you only need to change the head. Lasts longer, shaves better, and costs less yearly. Also, those strip things that tell you when the razor's done...you can usually squeeze a few more months out of it. Take it from me.
And now, a thought.
If the people of the world stopped wearing underwear, would it matter? I mean, you'd never get a wedgie. Plus, you wouldn't be consuming cotton and rubber and dyes and whatnot, which means no CO2 is emitted. Plus, no toxic chemicals and no farming. Which means no deforestation and pollution. It also means no jobs for people, which could either mean no more child labor or a bunch of very angry people in Taiwan.
I mean, I know you 'gangsta' guys (you know who you are) enjoy having your boxers exposed to the world and that would ruin the 'tough guy' [coughIthinkit'scooltonotwearpantsthatfitright] look. And I can't forget, how could you ladies show off your G-String over the top of your hip huggers without the G-String.
Either way, think about it. Laugh if you want to. Just think about it.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
The part about the underwear is profound. It brought tears to my eyes, made me shiver, and raised the hair on my head. Such a beautiful use of reason!
ReplyDelete