Attack of the Patio Furniture

1. Thou shalt walk anywhere under two miles of distance

2. Thou shalt keep all lights that are deemed unnecessary off

3. Thou shalt refrain from using bags of plastic

4. Thou shalt recycle

I helped my mother move some of the outdoor furniture off the porch today so she could hose it down and get the bloodstains off. I swear, it was the cat and his hunting. I'm innocent. This time. Anyways, while placing the table back on the porch, I somehow managed to get myself stuck in the table. Have fun thinkin' about that one.

It's still going well, low impact wise. Lights off, no bags, recycling, walking [or lack thereof, since I'm a laze]. I've also been spending some time thinking of other things the school could do to be more eco-friendly. Like stop with the frequent lawn care, or see if there's a way we could get everything all cleaned up using safer chemicals. Wow, that's a paradox and a half.

On a side note, I think I'm going to stop using the phone at all anymore. Why? Because one, I've got the internet and face-to-face interactions [Stop lying, Walker]. Two, I've been shamelessly phowned these past two days. What is phowning? I got owned over the phone. I made a portmanteau.